The One With Some Thoughts Fueled by Juice
++ The plan for this week was to begin a new feature that actually makes use of my obsession with everything I eat, called “101-or-so Places to Eat in Los Angeles.” But you know what’s hard to do when you’re on a three-day juice cleanse? Write about cheeseburgers. So… that got postponed and now you get this drivel.
++ In related news, I’m on a three-day juice cleanse. You know the one. This is day three and I’m feeling awesome! But I also can’t wait to eat food! Prior to this cleanse, I thought that a one-day cleanse would be pointless and not enough for my body to really be able to tell the difference. Now I believe that is false, based on the detox headaches and coat on my tongue that took over my entire mouth on day one. So, in the future, I will probably stick to more frequent, one-day cleanses. That would be much, much less disruptive to my lifestyle.
++ Mumford and Sons is the best.
++ You know what’s not the best? Doing dishes. I’m going to have to start doing dishes again after this cleanse is over and that is BULLSHIT. Dislike.
++ January has been crazy. Not crazy in a “What the fuck is going on?” way. But in a full of life, vibrant way. Needless to say… I’m EXHAUSTED. I need a nap and an Americano and, at the moment, I can have neither of those. ::sips green tea:: ::gives green tea the side-eye::
++ The thing about having so much to do is that constant nagging feeling that you’re half-assing everything. It’s the worst. Please tell me you know what I mean. Hopefully things will streamline, and then I can do less half-assing. ALL THE WHOLE-ASSING, ALL THE TIME.
love this! whole-assing ALL the time!
I’m pretty sure half-assing is the the story of my life for the last year. I’m all for more whole-assing. Also, for some reason I find doing dishes can be pretty calming for me. Probably a result of too much sealed-in rage. Yay end of juice cleanse!
I did BPC last summer. I actually liked the juices- the one I couldn’t get down to save my life was the cashew (?) milk. omg i hated that one! gagged every time. The three days will be over before you know it! Keep it up!
Oh, I LOVE the cashew milk!
SO excited for the new feature. Are you going to feature chain restaurants too? Because In-N-Out and El Cholo are pretty much the loves of my life. God, I can’t wait to come back to L.A. and EAT.
One-day cleanse? I’m intrigued. More information?
Dishes are BULLSHIT.
Mumford and Sons is decidedly NOT bullshit.
Oh, good suggestion! In-n-Out will have to be featured. Also, my favorite local Mexican chain: El Tarasco! I’ll take you there next time you’re here.
I’d do a three day cleanse just to NOT do the dishes. Fucking hate dishes.
Ps. I love your posts about “The Bachelor”. You give good commentary.
Thank you!!
I hate doing the dishes so I kind of made it my husband’s job and he hates doing the dishes too. Needless to say dishes don’t get done a lot around my house. I also hate doing laundry probably more than I hate doing dishes. Ok let’s be honest, I don’t like doing any housework.
And the whole half-assing it thing, you’re spot on. I feel the same way.
“ALL THE WHOLE-ASSING, ALL THE TIME.”
Yes. My ass concurs.
Mumford and Sons really is the best!
And whole-assing? LOVE IT.